STOP SOPA AND PIPA
because what if you couldn’t look at taco bell’s online menu when you were drunk
BACK 2 BLACK, DARLINGZ
2 hot 4 god 2 cool 4 satan
Anonymous asked: my sister is a bitch
do you email your mother with a mouth like that, mark? you sound like a peasant.
PEASANTS JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND.
consultingtrickster asked: where did you go
i miss you soooo~
maybe one day we will zuck again
shingeki-no-porn asked: BABY, BABY. WHERE HAS OUR ZUCK GONE?
our desire for fame has outgrown tumblr
Anonymous asked: I zuck other girls. Yeah, you heard me. I'm cheating on Priscilla and I don't even care. Just a week ago, Sheryl gave me a bj. There's no way to prove I'm really Mark, anyways, so I can say whatever I want.
do what makes you happy, mark. we think your dog is really cute.
ariellezuckerberg asked: Have you seen this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yye4Nd0X10)? Pretty soon someone is going to have to start a "FUCK YEAH RANDI ZUCKERBERG" tumblr!
miss arielle - thank you for asking us a question many months ago. we never answered it because we were intimidated and wanted to impress you, and also were (are) constantly paranoid that mark has in fact seen this tumblr but also knows our identities. WE LOVE YOU ZUCKERBERGS. we hope you love us.